I’m breaking up with you

I’m sorry Confessor, it isn’t you, its me.

I know we’ve been together for a while now, and that you’ve helped me blow up over a hundred MTUs. I enjoyed our time together, and I hope you do as well. But after thinking long and hard about it, I decided that I had to move on.

Most of the other options don’t have much of an advantage over you. Not only did you boast an extra high slot to fit a salvager module, but you also used pretty beam lasers that are infinite when loaded with normal ammo. No pit stops required.

You helped me clear out several combat sites, sometimes leading to escalations. On top of that, you always looked very pretty in your Lavacore Imperial dress.

The truth is, there is one thing that I saw elsewhere that you didn’t have, and that is when I realized my priorities were not in the right place. Pix always used a Hecate, because it can fit blasters that allow for the highest DPS of the T3 destroyers.

The main reason though, is polarized blasters and decent skills can allow for 1,000 DPS unheated. This means that with my brand new Hecate, I can clear them in under a minute, instead of the 2-3 minutes that you took.

Ok… I guess it was you then actually…

So yeah, I’ve been burning down MTUs here and there, but nothing special has really happened with the Hecate. On the side, I have joined a mercenary corporation, and I’ll begin sharing some of those stories. The main reason I haven’t written much in the last month is more due to politics than laziness, although admittedly laziness did play a part. Regardless, I have some stories that are simply too good to not publish soon.

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